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stuff- 🧐: whats an angry system error😀: An erroarby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: when offending dolphins what do you always worry about😀: The Blow backby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do samurai tell you about their day😀: They sammuraize the details.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what vegetables are so great they may end up weighing you down when you have too many😀: Cabbaggageby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is it called when you tie rope for a living😀: Making ends meetby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: why shouldnt you worry about being in a vacuum😀: No pressure.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: why shouldnt you be sarcastic with a kleptomaniac😀: Because they take things. Literally.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what do you call your gut reaction when someone tries to quiet you😀: A gag order reflexby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: why was ariel singing about a whole new world😀: Because she was learning to program shell codeby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: why did man curse out his server after dinner😀: Gratuity.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what kind of drinks do seagulls order😀: Clam on the rocksby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats ice cream that doesnt care about you😀: Self serve ice creamby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what are double negative jokes😀: not not jokesby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how can you really be confident you didnt get stabbed today😀: Consult your gutby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: when convinced that compared to a swimming pool a water hole would be better what did the man say😀: Well then.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: where do young biochem students bring their laundry😀: The local Protein fold and wash.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you react when you are surprised with 5th dimensional insects😀: meh, time fliesby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats another name for a crappy carrier pigeon sounds like old times arcade game😀: immoral comms batby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you know youre getting better at breaking wind😀: You’re up to your third draftby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what kind of code do you write to make people laugh😀: A good one linerby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what do you call the time when birds are allowed on a tree😀: Branch hoursby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what does a statistician call it when a football pass hits dirt between two receivers😀: An average passby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is it called when pigeons fly in small groups😀: Pigeonationby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you offend loud comedians😀: By telling inside voice jokesby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats a movie you cane talk about it even if everyone has seen it😀: Fight clubby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: where do you drink on the way to your dining room😀: a beer hallwayby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you get a jungle animal by chance😀: Win a giraffleby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what do cats say when theyre in the back of your car😀: rrrreaaaaar…. rrrrreaaaaaaaarby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is it called when a tree falls in the forest and someone hears😀: a monologby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats getting high while young called😀: Field tripby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is it called when three physicists push a car up a hill😀: Team workby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you tell your bartender to give you more bourbon than usual by accident😀: They should fat finger itby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you blow up an online shopping cart😀: Just add an infinitum to it.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you know when snow is too dangerous to pass over😀: When there is yellow caution snowby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you know its a cold world out there😀: All the kids are wearing ear muffsby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: why dont we hear ourselves doing math most times😀: because it’s the thought that counts by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do we know tomatoes are sensitive creatures😀: Because when you throw shade on them they fade away.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what kind of slippers do birds wear😀: Flip flaps.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what did the piece of paper say😀: We don’t know he got cut offby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is the list of blog posts called that you have in draft😀: The back-blogby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats the plural of geese😀: Pillowby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what do you call whiskey from city outskirts😀: Subourbonby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats it called when a country is really bad at warfare is really bad at warfare but keeps on trying til they get it right😀: Process of elimination by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what do toddlers say when you ask them to substantiate their past whereabouts😀: They tell you about their lalalabiby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you tell a giraffe its a vegetarian😀: You go to the giraffe, and tell it that it’s a vegetarianby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: which bears will only sometimes attack you😀: Bipolar bears .by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what are time machines from a software point of view😀: Daily updatesby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is it called when a psychologist falls😀: A Freudian slipby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you get less than equality😀: By blurring the lines of equality (you get — ).by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what was the name of the first burglar😀: Robby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: where do dogs go on the weekends to shop for new coats😀: flea marketby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats a good tree for making sunglasses😀: The face palmby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is an 80s movie title that reads like walking backwards😀: Back to the futureby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do particle physicists known when ducks lose mass😀: When they emit quarksby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: when youre tired😀: There’s a nap for that.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what called when someone is thinking about reinventing the shovel😀: They are in deep thoughtby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: which people are often building flimsy arguments😀: Bartenders. They’re always grasping at strawsby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how does a contagious innuendo start off like😀: *cough cough*by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: by definition what kind of jokes do neanderthals make😀: It’s all low brow humorby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what cheese is popular with vampires😀: Bleuby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you say day package in spanish😀: Quesadillaby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what did the ignoramus say to the deaf person😀: What are you looking at, you palm reader.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is another wording for sophisticated booty😀: Wise crackby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what fruit would you trust your kids with😀: Bananniesby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is the psychological analysis of a drive by😀: Passive aggressive.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats it called when someone is stung at the end of a magic trick😀: Low end bee holdby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: why are sausage links so popular😀: they are part of the food chainby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is it called when someone steals your clothing from the washing machine😀: laundrama by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what should stealing restaurant salt be called😀: dine and dash by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what do you call it when you say more than one joke at a time😀: Two Funnyby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what clothing do you pop your collar on to honor bringing back old diseases which humanity has once gotten rid of😀: polio shirtby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: when does the vacation end😀: when the cows come home.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what do you get for passing a turing test😀: Wouldn’t you like to know. Well then,you’re not a robot.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how much space do documentaries usually take up😀: Four reelsby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: when is horse before cart important😀: When buying a horse onlineby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: fitbit in the wash data😀:by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what do you call when you put horses into confinement😀: Sequestrationby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what did the traffic camera say when seeing a car that was driving down the road😀: I see where this is goingby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: when you have empathy for your friend what do you really have😀: An out of buddy experienceby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what do chefs carry for self defense😀: Salt and pepper sprayby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats an easy way to heat up water with logic😀: Have your friend place a glass of cold water down, without telling you where.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: during thanksgiving what is it called when you dont eat waiting for someone else to show up at the table😀: The grace periodby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what game does the drug enforcement agency play essentially😀: Narco Poloby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: food allergies are one thing but cat allergies😀: …a whole other animalby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is a good sub title for a book about coffee😀: caution the contents is hotby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: why is it good to finance kangaroos😀: They are too much up frontby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: how do you properly shoot a desert eagle😀: Don’t do this! They are majestic creaturesby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats a light bulb you instinctively know is not bright enough😀: Sub lumenalby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: when asked to submit her finger to the ink for fingerprinting what did the woman say😀: Sure I’ll give it a whorl.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats the most important part about telling a good pregnancy joke😀: Have a good delivery.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: whats an awesome tagline for a moving service😀: we'll take it from thereby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: which snakes are good at solving puzzles😀: riddle snakesby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: What is a dangerous reading habit😀: Reading between the lionsby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: what is Elevator😀: its spanish for The evaderby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: What's one good thing comes from foot traffic😀: toe jamby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: Did baseball used to be dangerous😀: Yes. They used to call it hit and runby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: Why does one get a beer belly😀: when they're drinking for twoby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: What makes a successful olympian?😀: They have to be a good medal detectorby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: They were into water purification, so what did the friends call their band😀: The heavy metalsby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: Why did the new SWAT team member bring a broom😀: For the security sweepby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: How does a contagious innuendo start off like😀: *cough cough*by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: How does a physicist calculate an interest rate😀: By finding the rate of interestby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: Why didn't the pupil do the math homework😀: Because it was for a Discretionary mathematics classby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: What is a private mailing address in Peru called😀: A pio pio boxby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: What do you call the shortest monarchy in history😀: The five second rule.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: What is a squirrel with lending ability from a hole in the ground called😀: A credit burrowby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: Why was the qa engineer not sure what was going to happen in her final moments?😀: She was diagnosticby Dhruv
- 🧐: why did the sys admin only make left turns driving to work?😀: Because he thought he was driving on "read only" streets.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: do you think its good to take a questionnaire?😀: I dont question air, I just breathe itby Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: Did you hear about the scheduling mixup resulting delay at Formula 1?😀: It was a race condition!by Dhruv
- 🧐: (Somewhere at a Wework:) Where can I get a good coffee around here?😀: there is no good coffee around here, all the coffee has been taken from good to great.by Michal Piekarczyk
- 🧐: If your working memory lives in a vectorspace, what do you call the bounded form of your imagination?😀: attention spanby
- 🧐: What body language did my significant use to communicate to me she would be throwing away my random debris I left strewn in our common area?😀: she made sweeping gestures.by Michal Piekarczyk
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